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Post by prestontoprail on Mar 28, 2007 8:29:53 GMT -6
So Charles catches a couple of fellas talking about the 145th shiloh shit fest on the AC and this is his reply..........worthy of merit and is there anyway for me to change my high school senior quote??!!
"Dusty dispensed an incredibly useful clue free of charge.
Here is another clue, also gratis.
Just because a few select mainstream events with some vaguely redeeming merit (usually the presence of a company or more of CPH folks who want a laid back event) are not molested down in the depths of the "other events" folder, don't get the idea every happy and gay polyester draped, funnel cake provisioned, bizarre specialty impression festooned, coon bone enabling, toe-to-toe powder burning, overloaded enclosed utility trailer park creatin', parking in camp allowing, hillbilly hat encouraging, stainless steel dodging, styrofoam bedecked, Gone With The Wind wannabe-filled, triangle thingie infected, motorcycle camoflaging, speckleware laced, ironmongered, history raping, farbfest that comes down the road merits a full blown discussion of how grand strategy, an 8:1 Reb-to-Fed ratio, and how a snortin' chug of Sunny Delight and a big bowl of Cocoa Puffs on the company street won the day after "much hard fighting."
Special dispensations aside, this is the wrong forum for that sort of event happy hoohah.
Use the link Dusty provided, if you feel the need to gush about some 'fest.
Thank you, for your cooperation."
Hot damn that it great! You are a true master of the literate tongue!
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Post by charlesheath on Apr 1, 2007 14:46:57 GMT -6
Once in a while my feeble self runs slam out of patience in dealing with farbs, farb events, and camfarbpaigners who'll drive 12 hours to attend a farbfest, and then have the gall to post how great the farbfest was, when they could have attended something better just a few hours away.
Meanwhile, not two hours later the samo-samo can't drive out of state for a good event folks were howling about the mean folks posting such a reply.
"Suck my ass much they can with vigor." - Yoda
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